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My friend, Katie, says a bunch of weird shit. This little blog right here is so I can share all those wonderful words of wisdom with you :)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Katie's Attempt At Flirting ;)

I got a present for you, big boy, and the tip is in the bag.

One Hungover Thursday

"Fuck money, get bitches."

"I dunno why you gotta be sippin on that haterade!?!"

"Mustard has a very distinct smell...like blood."

"I don't know. Cut yourself and taste it. Then run and tell me."

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Katie is the Candy Van Man

It's been a little while since I've posted on here!!
So today Katie bought a pair of really creepy yellow sunglasses. You know the ones that look like only stalkers and weirdos who drive around in white vans with blacked out windows wear? Yep...those.

"Don't you want me pretty baby? You sure got a pretty mouth."
"I just want you to take a ride in my van."

Then talking about the candy....
    "Its laced with drugs so you might not remember a few things."

Happy Tuesday!!!