Katie's Attempt At Flirting ;)

I got a present for you, big boy, and the tip is in the bag.

One Hungover Thursday

"Fuck money, get bitches."

"I dunno why you gotta be sippin on that haterade!?!"

"Mustard has a very distinct smell...like blood."

"I don't know. Cut yourself and taste it. Then run and tell me."

Katie is the Candy Van Man

It's been a little while since I've posted on here!!
So today Katie bought a pair of really creepy yellow sunglasses. You know the ones that look like only stalkers and weirdos who drive around in white vans with blacked out windows wear? Yep...those.

"Don't you want me pretty baby? You sure got a pretty mouth."
"I just want you to take a ride in my van."

Then talking about the candy....
    "Its laced with drugs so you might not remember a few things."

Happy Tuesday!!!

Katie's Weekend Plans

It's gonna be a long weekend again...ek on friday, day drinking on saturday and one shameful sunday filled with doing homework and asking yourself why? WHY GOD?

Shit Katie Sings

Katie's boyfriend told me about this little gem.

They were listening to the radio and the song, "Tie Me Down" by New Boyz ft. Ray-J came on.

Anyway, Katie's response to "you ain't gonna tie me down" was "TELL HER RAY-J!!"

Happy Wednesday :)

Katie's Favorite Saying

Don't look at me with those judging eyes.

Katie's Condiments

Sometimes I like to put barbeque sauce on my purse.