Katie's Weekend Plans

It's gonna be a long weekend again...ek on friday, day drinking on saturday and one shameful sunday filled with doing homework and asking yourself why? WHY GOD?

Shit Katie Sings

Katie's boyfriend told me about this little gem.

They were listening to the radio and the song, "Tie Me Down" by New Boyz ft. Ray-J came on.

Anyway, Katie's response to "you ain't gonna tie me down" was "TELL HER RAY-J!!"

Happy Wednesday :)

Katie's Favorite Saying

Don't look at me with those judging eyes.

Katie's Condiments

Sometimes I like to put barbeque sauce on my purse.

Katie On Violence

you know i have no problem cutting bitches...

Katie's Weather Report

it's hot as a fucking marathon runner's balls in 104 degree weather right now.

Katie's Radio Magic

I have a radar for TLC.

Katie's View On Life

Sometimes...you just need to smack bitches up.

Katie's View On Driving

Sometimes you just gotta run everyone over and punch people in the head.

I'm looking for the spandex thing that holds my fat.

Take that white wig off!

I'm normal as shit.

Katie

My friend, Katie, says a bunch of weird shit. This little blog right here is so I can share all those wonderful words of wisdom with you :)